Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
linpatootie: veiledsentiments: The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’ so you know
theongreyjoy: i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see...
Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing...
lingeringlilies: Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy. Read More
pannaholmes: notafathersday: ain’t nobody going to talk about hannibal’s eyes in the scene after the fight? I MEAN COME ON my mom said he looks like he’s in love with Will.
cumberbitchsandwich: strangelystatuesque: I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: angelsofthelord: mishawinsexster: this is my favorite face dean winchester has ever made what makes it even better is the fact that he made this face because he just killed a little naked fairy with nipples in a microwave if you don’t watch supernatural that entire thing is a reason you should start
thewinchesterswagger: coffeeandcheesecake: just had a realization that someday there are going to be gifsets of Sam and Dean’s first and last words on Supernatural and I started crying
thetowndrugdealer: 97% of my life consists of me standing uncomfortably wishing I was on the Internet Are you implying that you only spend 3% of your life online?
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
shaggydoge: shaggydoge: IM LAUHGING AT THE SHOWER SCENE AGAIN BECAUSE BENEDICT’S LIKE “FUK why is there so much watER IN MY EYEBROWS”
girl-in-the-tardis: evil-sherlock-holmes: yeah you know all I really want out of Avengelock is Sherlock turning Science Bros into a Science Threesome Mycroft and Fury trading manipulation tips Lestrade and Coulson being awesome together John and Steve trading war stories Moriarty and Loki fucking shit up for shits and giggles Mycroft and Thor commiserating over their immature dark-haired...
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis...
soul-raised-from-perdition: My work here is done.
notallthosewhowanderarelost—yet: literaryluminations: you may have noticed, I’m coming slightly unhinged: rainbowrites: aceswhoviansandnerdsohmy: shorm: mycroft-queenofcake:… rainbowrites: aceswhoviansandnerdsohmy: shorm: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up...